Braainns.

I may or may not have mentioned my interest in zombies. I'll just make it clear anyway and say that I love reading about zombies. And watching funny zombie-themed movies like Zombieland and Shaun of The Dead. I even have a zombie apocalypse survival guide book. And perhaps, my first reaction when finding out that a zombie apocalypse might actually be taking place right now is a bit too uhh, mean? Cruel? Sadistic? Okay, so I fangirl-squealed to it. Yes, I made funny noises and mouthed OMG OMG when I read the news about how a naked guy was eating another guy's face and needed to be shot six times before he went down. C'mon, naked dude chomping down another dude and needed six fucking shots to kill him? He's either a zombie or a zombie, people.

At least I'm not the only one who reacts that way.

This is not the only weird thing that's happening in Florida. In fact, for the past two weeks, Florida has been hit with weird attacks like this. Someone has compiled news articles that suggests that a zombie apocalypse is already taking place. 

What, you don't believe in zombies? Well, don't rule out the possibility of a full-on zombie apocalypse just because you think it's fictional. People in the early 19th century didn't believe that we could travel in the skies but hey, there are planes around now so...yeah.

And what a way to end the Zombie Awareness Month with news suggesting that a zombie apocalypse might actually be dawning upon us. 

Micro.

So, this is what I did, mostly because of boredom.

Everyone, say hello to shiny stud. Shiny stud, meet everyone.

Oak.

I would like to interrupt your daily lives with an important announcement. This is a personal message from the blogger herself :

PEOPLE OF THE WORLD, PLEASE WATCH THIS VIDEO. I AM BEGGING YOU TO WATCH THIS VIDEO. YOU WILL NEVER, EVER REGRET IT. I HAVE NO WORDS TO DESCRIBE HOW MUCH YOU REALLY NEED TO WATCH THIS VIDEO. THUS, THE REASON WHY THIS IS IN FUCKING CAPS. JUST, WATCH IT. PLEASE.



And I die.

Bit.

"Pandora's not a country...but your kid thinks it's real. Because it was in 3D. That's how stupid your kid is."

I'm already missing my teachers. I remember those days when they actually tell me about things like these. About how stressed they are. And how students run out of their classes when they enter. And how their hairs are turning grey faster than they should. And I would laugh and sympathise. And then, not do my homework.

City.

The grey bar vs. the red bar race on Youtube. The one race that will forever make me agitated just by looking at it. I WILL FOREVER SUPPORT THE GREY BAR. So, please, grey bar. Please win. Please. I am begging you. I am tired of watching red bar overtake you. It frustrates me.

GREY BAR YOU CAN DO IT. MOMMA NEEDS HER DOSE OF YOUTUBEY GOODNESS.