Thursday, September 29, 2011

Tick.

So.

I was blog hopping and I have decided that she is amazing. I hope she's a she though, because she sounds like a she. But if she's not a she but a he, then there's a big problem there.

She/He/It is doing this meme that caught my interest and I have decided to tag along and do it too. Because I am bored like that. And because memes like these are the best way for you to feel closer to me. As if you're not some stalker who secretly reads this blog for amusement. And allows you to stalk me in a way that is not possible in reality because I make shameless things look cool and you wouldn't know what hit you.

Onwards!

30 Shameless Posts On Shameless Things
  1. Declare your love for an uncool TV show.
  2. Look a fool.
  3. Eat. Whatever you feel like eating.
  4. Waste time.
  5. Declare your love for an uncool movie.
  6. Act 'girly' or 'manly' in a way you’d normally avoid.
  7. Share your efforts at something you don’t think you do well.
  8. Sweat.
  9. Expose something messy or dirty you’d usually hide.
  10. Declare your love for an uncool band.
  11. Dress to show some skin.
  12. Share about a health struggle.
  13. Speak up about something crap that was done to you.
  14. Hold yourself accountable — not guilty — for something crappy you did to someone else.
  15. Dress, walk, and act like you know you’re all that.
  16. Spend money on a non-necessity or share a financial struggle.
  17. Discuss the reality of your work situation.
  18. Brag.
  19. Share details about a bodily function or fluid.
  20. Talk about sex.
  21. Express a strong feeling.
  22. Set a boundary.
  23. Air one of your secrets.
  24. Share a struggle you have yet to “just get over.”
  25. Ask for help.
  26. Make a mistake.
  27. Express a dissenting opinion.
  28. Discuss a failure.
  29. Look a fool.
  30. Name 3 more ways you can live shamelessly and commit to doing them.

'Set a boundary'? What does that even mean? Guh, Meme. And 'Look a fool', twice? Meme, you're asking too much from me. But. Challenge accepted.

I shall save self-humiliation for another sunny day.

Now, reading on Machiavellianism. Because Nicollo Machiavelli is boss.

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